Monday, July 2, 2007

Oh, Grandma

WF Looking for Some NSA Fun - w4m - 28 (Philthy)
Reply to: pers-360890265@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-26, 4:31PM EDT

Hey I'm Maron and I'm looking for someone to come over and play with. Be adventurous and open to new things, but nothing too kinky. I'm 28, 5'6, 127lbs and have a photo for trade.

Jeff wrote:

hello.. how you doin luv.. im jeff.. im 25 from delco pa.. its liks 10mins from south philly.. im 6'5" i have short blonde hair n blue eyes.. im 220lbs built well.. i have a 7.5 inch cock real thick too.. ive been told im amazing with my tongue.. do i hear multiple orgasisms ;p.... im willing to try just about anything except for the gay sex thing.. but other than that.. im pretty much down with whatever.. im kinda new to this.. but have been really tryin to meet with someone whos not looking for a relationship just some nsa fun.. heres a face pic for now.. i do have others.. get back to me if you like.. my AIM is krs1******** and my email is blazzinbongs***@*****hotmail.com gbyes luv.. jeff




Jeff looks like a mama's boy.

Complete is Party wrote:

Hey Jeff,

You look good and sound good, too. I don't want you to have gay sex, silly. What I'm looking for is a little more... perverse. I care for my sick grandmother, who is essentially in a coma. My mother is supposed to be taking care of her, but she's off in Europe with some douchebag she met on the internet. Anyhow, I'd love some NSA fun and think it would even more fun to do it in the room my grandmother is in.

Here's my pic. Tell me what you think.

Jeff wrote:

like i said.. id try anyhting.. why not give that a try.. when you lookingto meet up.. could i get your # too..

Complete is Party wrote:

Jeff,

I was thinking tomorrow night. I have some family stuff to deal with tonight. So you'd be into fucking me in the bed my grandmother is in? It's large, you probably won't even notice she's there.

Jeff wrote:

whatever.. your pretty fucking sexy.. why not.. you have other pics

Complete is Party wrote:

Great! I don't have anything more exposed than what I already sent you. Sorry. But, you'll get to see the real thing soon enough. Tomorrow work for you?

Would you be into pulling out and cumming on my grandmother?

Jeff wrote:

ahhh doubtful.. but we'll see.. would you be in to peeing on my cock beforei fuck you..

Complete is Party wrote:

I've never tried that. As long as it's sanitary, sure. Maybe we can make a deal: I pee on your cock before you fuck me, you cum on my grandmother. You don't even have to cum on her face or tits, just on her.

Jeff wrote:

umm ok.. can you tell me whats goin on with this fantasy of yours.. ivenever heard of one like this before.. where are ytou from

Complete is Party wrote:

I'm from Carlisle originally. It's not so much a fantasy as it is catharsis. My grandmother was a real cunt growing up, she used to do horrible things to us kids. And now I somehow got stuck with her because my mother is too busy gallavanting around Europe with some douchebag she met on the internet. So I figure this way I get a good fucking and some emotional revenge. And, no one gets hurt.

Jeff wrote:

ok then im down with it.. ill cum whereever you want me to cum.. i noticed your handle, does that mean you like to "party"?

Complete is Party wrote:

Hey Jeff,

I do like to party. I hope that's not a problem.

Jeff wrote:

not at all, i can usually help out in that area;)so what part of the area are you located in???

Complete is Party wrote:

I'm in West Philly, where are you?

I would love to do a line off my grandmother's face. How hot would that be?

Jeff wrote:

sure.... you can do lines off of whatever you want, even my cock if you want... you'll like it.

Complete is Party wrote:

Great-

So we'll do lines off grandma's face, then I'll do one off your cock, then I'll pee on your cock and you can fuck me with it, next to her. I can go for a while, but whenever you're ready to cum, just tell me. Then you can pull out and give grandma the facial of her life.

Jeff wrote:

i'm down with whatever...do you have lines??i have to leave work in a few minutes.... so if you are for real and do want to hang out give me a call, i'd like to hear if your voice is as sexy as i imagine, and if you have any other, even unexposed pics, i'd like to see, call me

2 comments:

Jason said...

You're a bad man and you're going straight to hell.

Rach said...

Hahahaha oh man..... so what happens next!?