Worst. Nanny. Ever.

Any women here love sucking cock ????? - m4w (Boston)
Reply to: mailto:pers-367830702@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-06, 12:53PM EDT

Email me please....want to talk with you

Complete is Party wrote:

hello to you,

i am ruxandra and i will very much like to pleasure your man parts. i have travel to america from romania and will like to meet man to practice physical romantics with so i can one day make for good american wife. i am 25 years of age and have attached for you a photograph of me. if you will be interesting in making the sex with me, i will like to see photograph of you.

thanks from,

ruxandra

Blah wrote:

Would like like to suck my big cock today?

Complete is Party wrote:

i will very much like to when you get for me photograph. i will be available to make romantics with your sex organ at 6 when done with nanny job.

do you use right or left hand?

Blah wrote:

I use right hand...why?

Complete is Party wrote:

thanks to you for photograph. you are very pretty american man like in automobile advertisement with football. in my country mens who use left hand make for bad physical romantics.

you will like juice of orange before we make the romantics?

you will invite me into your domain? i live with american family and children and cannot invite sexual guest into home for it will make husband angry on me.

thanks from,

ruxandra

Blah wrote:

Yes you can come to my place.....where are you located?

Complete is Party wrote:

i live with family in cambridge. where in city do you make home?

also i will like to know if it is problem that i grow up near factory andcannot produce egg to make baby. american husband say this make me good for practice before he make the romantics with wife. it is my hope that i can still make good american wife with no ableness to make egg.

i will still be good for the romantics and will do the butt sexual activity if you will like.

Blah wrote:

I am just south of the city babe. do you have a cell phone?

Complete is Party wrote:

i do not use cellular telephone for fear of make tumor in brain. you have phone? i lock children in room and go to community rent telephone if you will like.

you have bathroom for me to wash self when you have made the romantics to me? husband will not like to smell the romantics on me.

he will sometimes me like to put objects in butt. this not customary in romania but he says that all american mens like to put objects in butt. you will like this? i will like to know to make for maximum romantics and feeling.

Blah wrote:

Yes i would like to finger your butt and maybe slide my cock in there. i really want you on your knees sucking my cock. Can you take the T? or do you have to be picked up someplace?

Complete is Party wrote:

i can use t to transport to your home. i think i make for misunderstand. i will very much like you to put object in my butt. in romania many mens do because i cannot make egg for baby, so they say my vagina is poverty. american husband will like me to put object in his butt like finger or remote control to television or keys for automobile. you will like me to do this for you? he says all american mens like this.

where will you like me to take t to transport to you?

Blah wrote:

yes i do wish you do all kinds of objects in your butt. Can you T to kingston stop on the south shore?

Complete is Party wrote:

i will transport on the t to the kingston rail station. i amvery excitable to have penis on me. i will like to know if you will not put the semens on my face or hairs. sometimes it get in eye and burn and i will not like husband to see red in eyes or the semen in my hairs. what time you want me to arrive at station?

Blah wrote:

No i only shoot my semen in your bum or mouth.....What time are at the station? look at the schedule and tell me what train you will be on.... http://www.mbta.com/ for schedule....kingston line

Complete is Party wrote:

thanks to you for portal to website for t transportation. i will arrive at the station of kingston at 8:24. i hope you will find this quickly. you have room with lock if husband make me bring the childrens? sometime he will like me to take childrens so he can make the sex with wife. if you have no room for childrens i can leave at trainstation or community park.

i will bring remote control to television.

Blah wrote:

leave the kids at the station? i don't think thats a good idea. would be better if they stayed home?

Complete is Party wrote:

i will see if husband let me go free from children. maybe i will tell him i go to get present and cannot take cildrens to store.

i will bring remote control for television, olive oils for slidey butt and tent for sleep. i look very much to enjoyment of your penis and semens.

Complete is Party wrote:

you not have dog or aids no?

i talk on telephone to husband. he will like me to take childrens. so i will bring money for someone to care for childrens as if they were own. or lock for tent. your home is nearby to park?
Blah wrote:

i think its a bad idea to bring kids along.........can you come very early in the morning this weekend without the kids?

Complete is Party wrote:

i will find alternate resolution for childrens. i will very mcuh like to have penis and semens on me on this night.

you not have dog or aids?

Blah wrote:

no dog and no aids here

Complete is Party wrote:

good. for i not like it when the dogs jump up on me when i make for sexual activity. one time as teenager in romania i hire for man with dog. and dog bark and lick at me when i have man penis in butt. i hate that. so please make no dog surprise for me.

i will see you at train station at 8:24 this night. you will need for me to bring other utlity for romantics?

Complete is Party wrote:

i will leave for my journey to kingston train station now. american husband will like me to bring childrens. so i have tape for mouths and rope to tie to tree. i see you soon for blow occupation and put remote control in your butt.

thanks from,

ruxandra

Bisque Still My Heart

Mm Mm Good - w4m - 31 (Dallas)
Reply to: pers-366042272@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-03, 6:00PM CDT

hi i am looking for a man who is willing to get down and dirty with me and my fetish. there is nothing more sensual than the warmth, scent and taste of a nice tomato-based broth applied and then retrieved from down below. let me know if you're interested in bringing this fantasy to life, and more. i have photos for trade. 31 5'7 135lbs

Not just for dinner anymore.

Dave wrote:

Hey there, I've never done that before, but it sounds hot. I'd love to play. I'm 25, white, 6 ft, 175 lbs, brown hair and eyes. Let me know if you're interested and I'll send my pic. Talk to you soon. -Dave

Dave, is that canned soup in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Complete is Party wrote:

hey dave,

i am VERY interested in this. i've attached a pic to moisten your palette.

Dave wrote:

Ok. You gotta tell me more about this fetish. Do you want me to lick it off of you? Or do you lick it off of me?

Complete is Party wrote:

about a week or so ago i accidentally spilled some campbell's chunky tomato soup onto my pussy (don't ask), and it felt and smelled so warm and tingly and good. i haven't been able to get it off my mind since. a woman at work was having minestrone at work earlier today and the smell alone warmed me up like a fourth of july bottle rocket. i'd love to soak myself in it for you to lick clean. if you'd like, i can lick and suck some of the broth off of you, too.

Dave wrote:

This is your fantasy so it's up to you. I'm open to anything.

Complete is Party wrote:

i would love it if you meowed and purred while sipping the campbell's chunky tomato soup from my lady ladle. are you available on thursday? since it's going to be the day after independence day, should we take turns lighting sparklers while simmering?

Dave wrote:

Do you prefer tomato soup on me or chocolate syrup? Or maybe honey?

Complete is Party wrote:

dave, it has to be soup. tomato soup. is yours chunky?

Dave wrote:

I will get whatever kind you like. Chunky, creamy; tell me what brand and kind you like. I'm getting hungry.

Complete is Party wrote:

i prefer campbell's chunky tomato (that's the kind i spilled on myself - and who knows what effects a different soup might have. i'd hate to burn or swell). if you really want to splurge and get a tomato bisque from the deli that would be hot, too. the deli soups are always so much better. but if the deli soup is too expensive, i understand. i'm glad you're hungry. i'm really looking forward to you sipping from my lady ladle. should i bring some ritz crackers and/or sparklers?

Dave wrote:

I will see what they have at the store. If you want crackers, bring them. I just want the soup on you. I guess you're coming to me?

Complete is Party wrote:

yes. it can be quite messy, so i hope you have plastic sheets or a kiddie pool. i'll bring 2 boxes of morning glory sparklers and some ritz crackers. i can think of no better way to celebrate the independence of our fine country than serving you campbell's chunky tomato soup from my lady ladle while holding a sparkler in my hand. god bless america. i'll see you on the 5th. please obstain from soup until then.

Oh, Grandma

WF Looking for Some NSA Fun - w4m - 28 (Philthy)
Reply to: pers-360890265@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-26, 4:31PM EDT

Hey I'm Maron and I'm looking for someone to come over and play with. Be adventurous and open to new things, but nothing too kinky. I'm 28, 5'6, 127lbs and have a photo for trade.

Jeff wrote:

hello.. how you doin luv.. im jeff.. im 25 from delco pa.. its liks 10mins from south philly.. im 6'5" i have short blonde hair n blue eyes.. im 220lbs built well.. i have a 7.5 inch cock real thick too.. ive been told im amazing with my tongue.. do i hear multiple orgasisms ;p.... im willing to try just about anything except for the gay sex thing.. but other than that.. im pretty much down with whatever.. im kinda new to this.. but have been really tryin to meet with someone whos not looking for a relationship just some nsa fun.. heres a face pic for now.. i do have others.. get back to me if you like.. my AIM is krs1******** and my email is blazzinbongs***@*****hotmail.com gbyes luv.. jeff

Jeff looks like a mama's boy.

Complete is Party wrote:

Hey Jeff,

You look good and sound good, too. I don't want you to have gay sex, silly. What I'm looking for is a little more... perverse. I care for my sick grandmother, who is essentially in a coma. My mother is supposed to be taking care of her, but she's off in Europe with some douchebag she met on the internet. Anyhow, I'd love some NSA fun and think it would even more fun to do it in the room my grandmother is in.

Here's my pic. Tell me what you think.

Jeff wrote:

like i said.. id try anyhting.. why not give that a try.. when you lookingto meet up.. could i get your # too..

Complete is Party wrote:

Jeff,

I was thinking tomorrow night. I have some family stuff to deal with tonight. So you'd be into fucking me in the bed my grandmother is in? It's large, you probably won't even notice she's there.

Jeff wrote:

whatever.. your pretty fucking sexy.. why not.. you have other pics

Complete is Party wrote:

Great! I don't have anything more exposed than what I already sent you. Sorry. But, you'll get to see the real thing soon enough. Tomorrow work for you?

Would you be into pulling out and cumming on my grandmother?

Jeff wrote:

ahhh doubtful.. but we'll see.. would you be in to peeing on my cock beforei fuck you..

Complete is Party wrote:

I've never tried that. As long as it's sanitary, sure. Maybe we can make a deal: I pee on your cock before you fuck me, you cum on my grandmother. You don't even have to cum on her face or tits, just on her.

Jeff wrote:

umm ok.. can you tell me whats goin on with this fantasy of yours.. ivenever heard of one like this before.. where are ytou from

Complete is Party wrote:

I'm from Carlisle originally. It's not so much a fantasy as it is catharsis. My grandmother was a real cunt growing up, she used to do horrible things to us kids. And now I somehow got stuck with her because my mother is too busy gallavanting around Europe with some douchebag she met on the internet. So I figure this way I get a good fucking and some emotional revenge. And, no one gets hurt.

Jeff wrote:

ok then im down with it.. ill cum whereever you want me to cum.. i noticed your handle, does that mean you like to "party"?

Complete is Party wrote:

Hey Jeff,

I do like to party. I hope that's not a problem.

Jeff wrote:

not at all, i can usually help out in that area;)so what part of the area are you located in???

Complete is Party wrote:

I'm in West Philly, where are you?

I would love to do a line off my grandmother's face. How hot would that be?

Jeff wrote:

sure.... you can do lines off of whatever you want, even my cock if you want... you'll like it.

Complete is Party wrote:

Great-

So we'll do lines off grandma's face, then I'll do one off your cock, then I'll pee on your cock and you can fuck me with it, next to her. I can go for a while, but whenever you're ready to cum, just tell me. Then you can pull out and give grandma the facial of her life.

Jeff wrote:

i'm down with whatever...do you have lines??i have to leave work in a few minutes.... so if you are for real and do want to hang out give me a call, i'd like to hear if your voice is as sexy as i imagine, and if you have any other, even unexposed pics, i'd like to see, call me